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4 sardar train ke piche bhag rhe the,
2 chad gye, train me pesengar ne kha welldone,
sardar... Khak weldone hum to chhodne aye the jana
to unhe tha

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Manzil ki taraf badhte raho.
Jo dil kahe usi rah ko chuno,
peeche walon ko age na jaane do
aur jo aage hai unse aage niklo.
Tabhi 1 acche Truck Driver banoge.

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Sardar ne daru pi ke apne apko aaine main dekha or
bola isko to kahin dekha hai
Oye ! yaad aaya ye to wahi haramkhor h, jo shadi k
album me meri biwi k sath tha..

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BOY- sir iska kya mtlb hai "I M GOING"
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SIR- mai ja raha hu.
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BOY- sir bataiye na
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SIR- Mai ja raha hu
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BOY-saale aise kaise chala jaega
Answr bata k ja. :-D

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Ke Operation Ko BYEPASS Kyu
Kehte Hain..?
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Socho Socho..?
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Qki
Agar Operation Thik Ho Gaya
To PASS
Warna BYE BYE...!

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Hamari Light To Ab Is Tarha Se Aati He
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Jese Shadi K Bad Beti MAA K Ghar Aati
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(-,-) Acha AMMI
<)(/ chalti hon
_// 1 ghantay k liye aayi thi..!

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Rule of Boys- Phulo ki mahak churayi nahi
jati
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Suraj ki kirne chupayi nahi jati
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Kitni b beautiful ho apni girlfriend par
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dusri ladkiyo se nazar hatai nahi jati.